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Satan Gave Me a Taco

Stereopathetic Soulmanure

Schmoozer

Golden Feelings

See Water

One Foot In The Grave

She Is All (Gimme something to eat)

A Western Harvest Field by Moonlight

Sissyneck

Odelay

Sleeping Bag

One Foot In The Grave

Soul Sucked Dry

Golden Feelings

Soul Suckin' Jerk

Mellow Gold Spanking Room

Beercan

Special People

Golden Feelings, Pay No Mind

The Spirit Moves Me

One Foot In The Grave

Steal My Body Home

Mellow Gold

Steve Threw Up

Styrofoam Chicken (quality time)

A Western Harvest Field by Moonlight

Sucker Without A Brain

Fresh Meat and Old Slabs

Supergolden Black Sunchild

Golden Feelings

Sweet Sunshine

Mellow Gold

Satan Gave Me A Taco

Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick

The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick

The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard

I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard

There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one

An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue

Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat

An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat

My stomach was a-tremblin' and I broke out in a rash

I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash

So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes

Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose

Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak

So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak

I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised

In a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused

Well, the cops came and got me and threw me in their van

And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand

They took me to the judge, his eyes a-glowin' red

The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead

Well, the sheriff was a hellhound with fangs and claws

The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls

The air was gettin' thick; the smoke was gettin' thicker

The judge read the verdict: said, "Cut off his head!"

Well, they placed me on the altar, and they raised up the axe

My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks

I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras and the lights

Some guy with a microphone, runnin' around dancin' in tights

And I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below

And I realized I was in a rock video

So I went and joined the band

And I went out on tour

And I smoked a lot of heroin

And I passed out in manure

I made out with the groupies

Come on here

Started fires backstage

Oh, yeah, started 'em all

Made a lot of money

Oh, yeah, I'm makin' it

And I gave it all away

Give it all to me

Well, the band got killed

Ah, bunch of losers

So I started a solo career

Aha, yeah

And I won all the awards

Get 'em all now

And I drank all the beer

Drink it all up; get funky

I opened up a taco stand

Aha

Just to smell the smell

Oho

Cookin' with the devil

fryin' down in hell

Schmoozer

you been atalkin now, you been arockin now

you been aguessin now, you been undressin now

you goin up and down, you got a super sound

you got alotta cow, stuck a shiny steak on me now

you been aduckin down, you been afuckin round

you been aridin now, you been decidin now

you just a sucker clown, i'm just a fucker now

i got no money now, say that ain't funny now

yeah he he hew...oh yea, country(?) now

you got a chicken now, you been adickin now

you wanna ditch me now, trackin the kitchen now

all of the people now, crawlin and creepin now

if i can show you how, i think you bogus now!

now now...hey hey hey...come on!

come on!come on!come on!come on (???)

See Water

Close your eyes and see water

sliding up the back of your head

folding into your clothing

covering everything you said

Climb up into

Who's going to miss you

Dry up on the shoreline

drinking everything you see

offering things to the ladies

bowing down in the mossen trees

Climb up into

Nobody's going to miss you

She Is All (Gimme Something to Eat)

she is all i need

for here, for now

she is all i see

for here, for now

gimme something to eat

for here, for now

she is all i need

for here, for now

oh yeah

Sissyneck

I don't need no wheels

I don't need no gasoline

'Cause the wind that is blowing

Is blowing like a smoke machine

If I said to you

That I was looking for a place to get to

'Cause my neck is broken

And my pants ain't getting no bigger

I got a stolen wife

And a rhinestone life

And some good ol' boys

I'm writing my will

On a three dollar bill

In the evening time

All my friends

Tell me something is getting together

I got a beard that would disappear

If I'm dressed in leather

Now let me tell you about my baby

She was born in Arizona

Sitting in the jailhouse

Trying to learn some good manners

I got a stolen wife

And a rhinestone life

And some good ol' boys

I'm writing my will

On a three dollar bill

In the evening time

Matchsticks strike

When I'm riding my bike to the depot

'Cause everybody knows my name

At the recreation center

If I could only find a nickel

I would pay myself off tonight

'Cause nobody knows

When the good times have passed out cold

I got a stolen wife

And a rhinestone life

And some good ol' boys

I'm writing my will

On a three dollar bill

In the evening time

I got a stolen wife

And a rhinestone life

And some good ol' boys

I'm writing my will

On a three dollar bill

In the evening time

Don't talk to me

If you're looking for somebody to cry on

Don't talk to me

If you're looking for somebody to cry on

Ahhhowwww!!

Sleeping Bag

open up the door

lay the orange juice on the floor

we're having a picnic on the other(ugly?) part of town

the sleeping bags on fire

and its getting down to the wire

so grab a sofa spot and settle down awhile

cause its getting hard to think

and my clothes are starting to shrink

and the moon is sagging down like a metal ball

and the world is a holiday

smoking in an old ashtray

they just blow it out their nose and say ok

so lets try to make this last

the past is still the past

and tomorrow is just another crazy scam

Soul Sucked Dry

my soul's suckin dry

my soul's been sucked dry

emptiness surrounds me

bitterness crowns me

emptiness surrounds me

bitterness crowns me

with my soul sucked dry

oh, my soul's suckin dry

famine in my head (??)

my soul's suckin dry

emptiness surrounds me

bitterness crowns

Soul Suckin Jerk

I got a job making money for the man

throwing chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can

puke green uniform on my back

I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat

I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair

running through the mini mall in my underwear

I got lost downtown couldn't find a ride home

sun went down I got frozen to the bone

'til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat

as I took a little nap the cops picked up us both

I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm

I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform

He said too bad. You want to bite the bullet hard son?

I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun

and I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon

dancing on the roof, shooting holes in the moon

get busy, get busy, you know it

I ain't going to work for no soul-sucking jerk

I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack

[repeat]

Standing right here with a beer in my hand

and my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand

fourteen days I've been sleeping in the barn

better I get a paycheck tattooed on my arm

whistling dixie with the dixie cup filled

with the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill

big fat fingers pointing into my face

telling me to get busy cleaning up this place

I got bent like a wet cigarette

and she's coming after me with a butterfly net

riding on the bloodhound ringing the bell

black cat wrapped in the road map to hell

pencil on my leg and I'm trying not to beg

taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs

well they got me in a bird cage flapping my jaw

like a pretzel in the stars just waiting to fall

so give me what I got to get so I can go

cause I ain't washing dishes in the ditch no mo(re)

I ain't going to work for no soul-sucking jerk

I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack

Spanking Room

Mother's gonna take me

[???]

Pulled by the dregs [?]

Split my louse [?]

[???]

The [???]

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Pulled by the dregs [?]

Split up my louse [?]

[???]

[screaming]

And your parents and your teacher [?]

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